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MR.
SMALLEY GOES TO WASHINGTON
November 4,
2008 - The Election That Just Keeps On Giving!
(Minneapolis,
MN) It was none other than one of the NAATF’s Chief Deputy
Blowhards, Alex “Cut-Throat” Castellanos, who taught a worldwide
CNN audience how to define the ultimate humiliation for the
rethuglican party on election night, saying “If we can’t beat
that lunatic, [Al Franken], we’re [fucked]!” Well Alex, grab
your ankles, you sick prick, ‘cause Mr. Smalley’s goin’ to
Washington!
 Here
in Gopherville USA, over 2 million mosquito-ravaged ice
fisherman said “no” to the hate-filled, slanderous insanity of
the “Big Fat Idiot”, the “Blotchy Bully”, and the rest of the
NAATF, and voted “yes” for the opportunity to be represented by
someone who may actually serve the shivering citizens of
Minnesota in the manner contemplated by the founding fathers.
That’s right,
the real danger in a Senator Al Franken is not that he’s an
entertainer, and a comedian no less. The real danger,
especially for the NAATF, lies in the fact that Al Franken may
turn out to be a great Senator. The man brings a passion to
expose the idiocy of the “Nut-Case Right”, as he calls them, as
clearly evidenced in his writings and his leadership of the
progressive radio station, Air America Radio, during the past
several years, and he is unlikely to swim in the traditional
political bullshit. Like it or not dub-lovers, that record of
commitment to expose the truth is one of the reasons that Stuart got
elected. This stands as further evidence that quality
candidates can come out of nowhere to change the nutcase status
quo and that a person’s vote can actually make a difference.
RIP GOP!
But you can’t
keep a good, lying liar down, it seems. Lush Rim-Job, Shrill
O’Liely and the rest of
the whack-jobs continue to spew their vitriol about Stuart
stealing the election, even in the face of insurmountable
fairness, as documented effectively
elsewhere. A canvassing
board that includes two ruthuglican-loyal, state Supreme Court
judges has unanimously blessed the results of the mandatory
recount and named Mr. Smalley the victor by the oh so tiny
margin of 221 votes. Nevertheless, the Fux News Allstars and
their buddies keep slinging the bull, defaming the new Senator
by accusing him of a felony under Minnesota state law.
Ah, but by
far the greatest JUSTICE that has come to pass during this
BLOW-OUT election season may be that those sick bastards of the
airwaves and cable are going to bed each and every night knowing
full well that never, ever, in their wildest, nut-case
hallucinations of grandeur will they ever become elected to a
federal office. Stuart Smalley has fucked them where they
stand. And that, my little twisted fucks, is all she wrote.
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