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THE BIG DICK INTERVIEW
[The
following are selections from the transcript of today’s
broadcast of the Lush Rim-Job Show courtesy of the IIB Network]
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Friends,
its days like these that make me thrilled to be alive in these
twisted United States of America.
Unbelievable
as it may seem, none other than BIG DICK
himself has agreed to join us on today’s program after
shamelessly flogging yours truly as a just and able
representative of
YOUR
rethuglican party. Get ready to
Undo
your pants, like I’m doing. Call the wife! Wake the Kids!
Stand
at attention. Clutch yourself! And salute the
Heart
and soul of the NAATF!
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LUSH:
Mr. President, er, I mean, DICK, it’s great to have you
on the program.
DICK:
Great to be on, Lush. Wish I could be there in person, but you
know I’ve still got to do the people’s business.
LUSH:
Oh yes, I know, your flaccidness. We are all so indebted to you
for your tireless efforts to smear and defame this Obama-nation
on the national talk shows.
DICK:
Happy to do it, Lush old boy, happy to do it. I’ve always said
our greatest enemy is the truth, itself, so we’ve got to get out
there and sling the bull as hard and as fast as we can. Say,
speaking of flaccid, when’s the last time you saw your unit
without the aid of a mirror, you fat piece of shit?
LUSH:
Heh, heh….well as you know, master, you don’t need to see
it to feel it. C’mon, talk dirty to me.
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DICK:
GITMOOO….
LUSH:
Ohhhh, god!
DICK:
PRESIDENTIAL AUTHORITY….
LUSH:
Yessss…don’t stop!
DICK:
Tax breaks for the rrrich……
LUSH:
OH!
DICK:
WATERBOARDING……
LUSH:
OH GOD!
DICK:
Deficits don’t mmmatterrr……
LUSH:
SNERDLY!!!
DICK:
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED…..
LUSH:
TOWEL!!!!!!!
 DICK:
SARRRAH PALLLINNNN……..
LUSH:
NO! OH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
DICK:
Ah, heh heh…you always were a fucking minute-man, you fat slob.
Go fuck yourself! (Click)
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LUSH:
Was it good for you too, TJ?
MAGOOBER:
Oh man, I’m still sweating! When are you having Sarah Palin
back on?
LUSH:
As soon as we can, as soon as we can. Spssst, hey, Snerdly…two
more oxy’s. Say, TJ, what does “TJ” stand for anyway?
MAGOOBER:
Team Justy. Why do you ask?
LUSH:
Hmmmmmmmmm……..
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