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IT’S ABOUT
INAUGURAL SURVIVAL, STUPID!
 (Lake
Forest, CA) Here at the Saddlebrook Church, they’re all abuzz
about President-Elect Obama’s choice to deliver the invocation
at the 44th inaugural. Nut-case
news-imp, Wolf Blitzer, has been rubbing both of his brain cells
together in an effort to produce an electrical charge capable of
making sense of it all, and it seems that the rest of
Punditville’s all over the map on this one. Some say, the Big O
is abandoning the gays and lesbians that supported his
campaign.
Others accuse
him of practicing shrewd politics, weighing the issues as
he takes his first paces across the threshold at the front door
of the Whitehouse. What no one seems to address is the
implications of weight in his decision process as he
thinks about self-preservation on the steps of the nation’s
capitol!
Fortunately,
the Potato’s crack squad of news insurgents is on hand,
once again, to deliver the truth. It seems the key decision
makers on this issue  weren’t on the inaugural committee. This
one comes at the insistence of the Secret Service who know that
the best way to secure the Big O from any potential gun-play is
with an impenetrable wall of flesh.
On this
front, size far out-weighs theology, and his eminence,
Mr. Warren, is cast perfectly for the part given the added bonus
that his nut-case religious inclinations might give pause to the
Ku Klux Klanvangelical wing of the nation’s white supremacists,
which our friends at the “SS” must guard against at all costs!
 Yielding
to the shrill shrieks of hysteria from the pundits, as well as
the frowns of the far-left, the Big O has now released the names
of the other big dignitaries that will be close at
his side at this historic inaugural. The Potato has learned
that famed lesbian, Rosie O’Donnell, will be cheek-to-cheek
with the good Reverend along with Oprah Winfry and other
fat-loads, including the
starting
offensive line for the Green Bay Packers.
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